My two year old is driving me crazy!!!!!!!!!

Eva is driving me insane! she's acting so horrible. I know she's in her terrible twos, but c'mon does it have to be this bad. Why does she feel the need to take out my laptop keys ......why??? why does she's constantly touch everything that I said NOT TO TOUCH. she's scratching our DVD collection, she goes to the kitchen open the refrigerator and take all the food out , how is that fun? she spills water,milk, juice every chance she gets. She wake up in the night go to my room climb to my bed and push me out of my side of the bed to make space for her ...........arrr why why why??? she constantly fighting with her sister (sarai) and bothering the dog. She's so horrible that even my dog hide from her........LOL . She make me want to pull all my hair out. She's no angel that's for sure ,but I still love my little menace especially when she's sleeping LOL.